wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
prince-rylie: being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
unvivid: it’s weird how body parts are considered sacred and secret when you can just take someone’s clothes off and see them, whereas someone’s personality or sense of humour or opinions and mind are all literally invisible, like there’s no way to see what someone’s mind is like without their consent. why don’t we glorify minds more than bodies, aren’t they more sacred and special?
becausejensenackles: die-libelle: i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down I will make them eat the cigarette.
lesterandhowell: white lips pale face i hate the entire human race
tinychatter: there’s trouble at the berry farm, someone has committed a strobbery
svviffer: girlhearted: svviffer: why cant our skin be transparent cuz thats fuckin gross but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing
kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
laughingstation: people that have trouble gaining weight
flexed: “why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via notclarissa)
idreamofpaws: im getting extremely emotional about this it iS SO CUTE OMG I’M DYING
mugenmcfugen: hellfirehotchkiss: ...